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For anyone who is wondering, Wednesday became 'black Wednesday' for me because I cannot draw mid-week!
In fact I'm sure the rainforests mourn Wednesday too by the amount of paper I tear through in frustration... so this is a blog for all who know what like it is to regularly shout at their pencils
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Saturday, February 4, 2012

Kale Arius



At 84 years of age and 5ft 7in tall Kale Arius is a known sociopath and talented thief with a predilection for murder. Amongst his scant associates, Lukas is the only person who wouldn’t prefer it if he stopped breathing; usually.

Kale portrays a cleverly crafted persona of utter madness; a somewhat lazy and vain egocentric that lives in the self-serving present. An impatient thrill seeker he is sharp, unpredictable and easily bored. If you happen to be in the vicinity of his boredom; get worried or better still leave as quickly as you can because he has a sick sense of humour and disturbingly skewed perspective on what classes as ‘entertainment.’ He laughs a lot albeit usually in a chilling and insane manner at other people’s misfortunes, such as the minor misfortune that you might have incurred a rather sizable laceration to your chest and be bleeding to death in front of him.

Alongside killing things he takes great pleasure in manipulation, he has striking eyes and a slippery tongue with which he easily charms his prey. Altering the way you think and making your life hell are part-time hobbies next to lying. Being morally reprehensible at the best of times you cannot trust a single word he says, he lies for kicks and rarely gives a straight answer. Ask about his past and the story will be different every time. Dark performance art at its finest, Kale successfully obscures a deep-rooted guilty conscience.


Editor’s disclaimer:
To Whom It May Concern we strongly advise against hiring Kale as an assassin due to the fact he seems to have trouble differentiating between client and target.

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